10/23/04
Truth is terror!
I was thinking about the next president's spirituality and pondered why
he's really not too keen on the "thou shalt not kill" part. (and I've heard
his argument-"yeah but they're just retards and sand niggers" and a lot of
people apparently find that quite compelling) But I don't think he's
entirely to blame.
Now hear me out. Remember that Bush Sr., or big
daddy bush as I like to call him, was head of the CIA. So it only goes to
figure that some of the commandments in their family Bible were probably
blacked out. I am also amazed that of all the Bushes they chose to be president
they picked the alcoholic draft dodging coke headed Jesus freak. One has to
ask what did Jeb Bush do? If you're like me, and who is, your imagination
goes straight to the drama of southern gothic literature. I would love to
see his junkie daughter dragged out onto the GOP convention floor at the height
of the campaign and proudly state: "I'm here to tell you all right here
and now, my daddy is a great man and The next president of the united
states of America! And he never touched me.
Not ONCE! My daddy NEVER RAPED ME!
If they can build a sound stage in New Jersey and pretend to put a man
on the moon, why can they not build a voting machine that works? Maybe
they're right. If close to half the registered voters are voting for Bush maybe
the republicans should steal the free election process from those idiots. I
think that's what they want anyway. I have very little faith that they
will be able to figure out who won on election day. Maybe we should get
Judge Judy to decide this time. Or how about the President of Afghanistan? My
advice is this: if there are any irregularities just go out into the
streets and immediately start rounding up the intellectuals and political
dissidents. Oh did I say political dissidents? I meant terrorists. Then
kill them just like John Kerry would have.